Things that would make a better warchief than [I think you know]:
- Basic Campfire
- High Overlord Saurfang
- Half a stack of Peacebloom
- Teron “Totally Not Teron Gorefiend” Gorefiend
- Illidan “My actual in-game title is The Betrayer” Stormrage
- Vol’”Actually Dead”‘jin
- Grand Apothecary “Death to our enemies…and DEATH TO THE LIVING” Putress
- Varian “President of the opposing side” Wrynn
- Powerhouse multmillionaire Gruul and his sons
- Arthas Menethil before his corruption to world-devouring evil
- Arthas Menethil after his corruption to world-devouring evil
- A table of Mannoroth’s blood cocktails
- Lil’ Ragnaros
- Actual Ragnaros
- Lost Barrens Kodo