Things that would make a better warchief than [I think you know]:

  • Basic Campfire
  • High Overlord Saurfang
  • Half a stack of Peacebloom
  • Teron “Totally Not Teron Gorefiend” Gorefiend
  • Illidan “My actual in-game title is The Betrayer” Stormrage
  • Vol’”Actually Dead”‘jin
  • Grand Apothecary “Death to our enemies…and DEATH TO THE LIVING” Putress
  • Varian “President of the opposing side” Wrynn
  • Powerhouse multmillionaire Gruul and his sons
  • Arthas Menethil before his corruption to world-devouring evil
  • Arthas Menethil after his corruption to world-devouring evil
  • A table of Mannoroth’s blood cocktails
  • Lil’ Ragnaros
  • Actual Ragnaros
  • Lost Barrens Kodo