ONE of the most important rules of the Galactic Federation concerns humanity. If a human ever says “Hold my beer”, either stop them, or run.
Two of the most recognized human warships have never fired a shot in anger. Their mere appearance once stopped a genocidal war, and they have been invited on peacekeeping missions simply based on reputation.
The ships’ names:
UNS Fuck Around And Find Out
UNS Hold My Beer“Sir, there’s a ship approaching!”
“Name?”
“UNS Talk Shit Get Hit, sir.”
“Right, so, we will be abandoning this course of action posthaste—”