analog-machine:

ralfmaximus:

writing-prompt-s:

ONE of the most important rules of the Galactic Federation concerns humanity. If a human ever says “Hold my beer”, either stop them, or run.

Two of the most recognized human warships have never fired a shot in anger. Their mere appearance once stopped a genocidal war, and they have been invited on peacekeeping missions simply based on reputation.

The ships’ names: 

UNS Fuck Around And Find Out
UNS Hold My Beer

“Sir, there’s a ship approaching!”

“Name?”

UNS Talk Shit Get Hit, sir.”

“Right, so, we will be abandoning this course of action posthaste—”