pros to being a cat:
- u have a tail
- someone cleans up ur poop
- nine lives
- sleep all day
- no school
- if ur an asshole people are like “oh that’s just what cats do”
- no one fucks with u cause u claw their eyes out
cons to being a cat:
Adding to this:
- You can get as fat as you want because people think fat cats are adorable
- You can wake someone up by putting your butt on their face and they will not think any less of you
- If you sing terribly, that’s ok – all cats do
- You never have to pay for your food ever again
- There’s even a brand of food called ‘fancy feast’
- Cats do not pay taxes
- Back rubs, ear rubs, brushed all day long or whenever you decide because you’re the goddamn cat
- The furniture is now your own personal claw sharpening tool
- Catnip is legal and people think it’s cute when you’re cracked out on it
- You can play with your food