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Vriska glared at him, clearly unamused as he brushed the feather against her foot, her chains clinking together softly as she shifted in irritation. Firstly,” she growled, kicking at him, “I’m dead. Irrespective of that, I’m not ticklish, and—” she paused, growling as he continued. “Stop it! Take your fetish elsewhere, I’m busy being interrogated. Can’t you find somewhere more useful to be? At the bottom of a lake, perhaps?”