shh, he’s having his dinner… don’t bother him right now
be careful with what you wish for, dog boy (but it’s actually finished now)
Had to unfollow this one person on here cause they just would not stop making posts about how transfems on e getting periods is just made up symptoms and like, I don’t have definitive proof I only have my and others experience but like how do you, as someone who is not on e, who has access to the same amount of studies looking into this with decent sample sizes as I do (none), feel so confident to say it’s all just placebo and made up ? What makes you so confident ? Cause I gotta say after almost two years of nearly right on the dot once a month suddenly feeling nausea all week, taking the most unbelievable shits, feeling all my organs cramp, and having mood swings out the ass which always just so happens to line up with when the two people with uteruses in my house also get their periods, I feel like I have more data to work off of than you do
LOSING IT
image: reply from soup-mother reading “getting told you’re exaggerating and making it up is actually what makes it a period π” end ID
I feel personally ATTACKED. Also thatβs technically a Amphithere it has no legs smh
[π¦ / february 2024 ] commission for pyrofennec on twitter!! π²πΌβ‘
[ID: a digital drawing of a brown dragon anthro with small horns and ears, darker brown scales and stripes, and dusty grey curly hair and mane. she wears a racer jacket with various embroidered sponsor patches, a white cropped tank top, a necklace with a lightning bolt pendant, blue short shorts, knee pads, white socks with colored banding at the ends that go up to her calves, and black roller skates. she wears a headset curved around her ear and dashes forward on her skates against a background with various colorful shapes and splatters, some shapes resembling holographic screens and others following her movement and motion. /end ID]
Vault of Incarnates is so much fun because where else will you get a whole raid worth of Khadgar and Kalec, where he is whining like a pathetic wet beast about spiders and using millennial humor of “kill it with fire”.
Also this is a children’s book illustration style, so that Kalec can show it to his own clutch one day, as Khadgar would’ve wanted π
The CLUTCH DOESN’T GO THERE
Which button are you pressing?
Every single depraved sex fantasy you can ever imagine
Jane Eyre, Sherlock Holmes or some dumb shit
sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you’ve figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like “ah…had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?” and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries βmon dieu!!!β before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying βah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!β and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement
Columbo deduces you’re trans from context clues while he’s talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who’s also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn’t it weird the place was open? And you’re like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes “the guy in charge has a spare key… well, how about that?” And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.