As usual, science is busy being not only weirder and more interesting than we imagine, but weirder and more interesting than we can imagine.
It DID get named Zoozve:
WGSBN Bulletin 4, #2:
New Names of Minor Planets The following new names of minor planets have been approved by the WGSBN.
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(524522) Zoozve = 2002 VE68 Discovery: 2002-11-11 / LONEOS / Anderson Mesa / 699 This object is the first-identified quasi-satellite of a major planet (Venus). When artist Alex Foster drew this object on a solar system poster for children, he mistook the initial characters of the provisional designation as letters, thus coining an odd and memorable moniker. Name suggested by Latif Nasser.
