Taking a shower as a deerperson must be annoying. I mean, I’m average height (5’12"/177cm) for the species I supposedly am and I already have trouble with clonking my head on the shower head. Imagine how much worse it would be if I had big antlers!

Do you need to wash antlers? Maybe when they still have velvet. That’s a sort of skin. Later they’re just bones, dead bones at that.

I wonder if you’d have to get one of those disability aid sponge-on-a-stick things if you have particularly big antlers. You might not be able to reach them all!

How do you put your hair up in a towel when you have antlers? It seems like it’d get in the way.