april:

what if people born on leapdays actually aged 25% of the usual rate that people age so that the number of times they’ve experienced their birthday on february 29th is the age they’re analogous to for everyone else. imagine being a parent to a child like that, you’d spend sixteen years rearing a newborn to the equivalent of a normal four-year old, wouldn’t that be harrowing? now imagine that these people also have long pointy ears