can’t have shit in Baltimore

oh my goddd just like the prestige drama television series The Wire (2002-2008)

somehow this guy was the most considerate carjacker in all of Baltimore. did he pull a gun on me? yeah. but he let me keep my phone and my wallet, and when he was driving away he rolled down the window and yelled at me “REPORT YOUR CAR STOLEN!” (the cops were confused and laughed when I told them this)

I told my husband @beemovieerotica that’s what great about Baltimore, the crime is streamlined here.

the youth today, they have no class. these zoomers don’t understand social cues and good manners. it takes a real upstanding citizen to rob your car at gunpoint and then immediately yell at you how to resolve your current dilemma. that’s called community building

the downside of having comprehensive insurance