betterbemeta:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn’t talk.

He didn’t want to talk to you.

Well yes, you can’t talk to him, as the ancient teachings say:

A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course.

That is, of course. Unless the king of horses is named Edward, Edgar, Edmund, or Edwin? You’re not talking to him.