Month: December 2023

hexmaniacmareen:

froody:

psychoetheric:

froody:

froody:

The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

Heā€™s just a baby. Heā€™s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though heā€™s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

is he behind you as you type that

Can’t believe a seal is like

wizardshark:

madtumbleson:

hotgirlgarak:

not to be boring but I like when evil charactersā€¦. well not become ā€œredeemed,ā€ more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

I just needed to preserve these tags. For reasons.

for all of human history, people have craved The Vegeta

before the Vegeta, it was the Piccolo