The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.
He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.
we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.
