Your soul is driven by unshakable force to persist beyond your natural demise! What undead form does your soul gravitate toward?
skeleton – the bones are all you need baby
zombie – I’ll show up but I won’t put in much effort
ghoul – I woke up hungry
ghost – I was never that attached to my body
revenant – I’ve got a mission and I’m going to get it done
poltergeist – I just like fucking with people
lich – my humanity was a burden I’m glad to be rid of
mummy – as dedicated to my beauty routine in death as in life
vampire – I am an elegant predator NO IT’S NOT A SEX THING, KNOCK IT OFF
vampire – yeah it’s a sex thing