Fixed for everyone in the notes sorry feeling like Jared rn
It’s well known (at least in the scientific community) that aspartame is carcinogenic. It’s basically the cigarette equivalent of the 21st century
Also just a note my aunt had a friend that got cancer (brain I think) back in the day like probably over a decade almost 2 decades and the doctor said it was because of aspartame
Okay, I say this as someone in the scientific community, it is not “well known” amongst us or doctors that this is carcinogenic and we’re just keeping it from you. If anyone’s doctor told them this, it was their own personal opinion and not based on a preponderance of scientific evidence. The category of ‘possibly carcinogenic’ is the lowest level and includes so many things people encounter daily, it’s not worth losing sleep over.
It’s probably better to drink soda in moderation anyway. I’ll see what this report says when it comes out. Epidemiology studies are notoriously problematic though since correlation and causation are not the same.
Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol
through various circumstances beyond your control, you are being forced to add a minimum of one extra eye to your body. the entity (probably wizard or warlock) forcing this upon you is nice enough to give you a choice.
what do you do?
just one discreet eye on an easily-covered part of my body. like a coward
another pair above/under my existing eyes
one or both hands. like a video game boss or that pale dude from pan’s labyrinth
third eye on forehead. classic
i’m going all in. give me a bunch all over my body
a different, funnier option (elaborate in tags)
a different, more horrifying option (also elaborate in tags)
note: the eye/s will by default look like your pre-existing eyes, same color and shape, unless you come up with something cool enough to convince the wizard/warlock to put in the extra effort to fulfill your design desires. i.e. giving you the pupil of a goat, making your iris purple, making the eye insanely large, etc. make your plea in the tags if you so wish.
The wizard is now learning there are worse places than your mouth
