Month: July 2023

Not entirely sure where Tev went for his vacation yesterday, but I doubt he’s gonna recommend it now that he needs a flea collar

bullness:

God the thought of a human with a beastly form trying to keep it from you to not scare you off but failing miserably because their beast just wants to taste you so bad.

Claws digging into your hips on accident, sharp teeth biting into the pillow next to your head to keep from hurting you!!! Keeping you on your stomach so you can’t see their eyes, or the scales or fur trying to break through. Hoping you don’t ask about the growls or the rumbling in their chest.

But you already knew, didn’t you? You knew the beast the second you saw them, and you enjoy watching them struggle to hide it from you. You tease them with your scent and the sight of your soft flesh. You show off your marks with pride, pushing them to put more on you.

prismatic-bell:

striving-artist:

staffs-secret-blog:

Tumblr please we need more free badges to put next to our usernames

Suggestions:

  • Hit the daily post limit
  • More than 1000 posts in queue
  • More than 100 unposted drafts
  • Blocked by more than 100 people
  • Containment breach
  • Went to DashCon
  • Participated in the OG mishapocalypse
  • Got more than 86400 notes in a day on a single post
  • Post with you as OP goes over half a million
  • Hit the text limit in a post
  • Reported more than 100 bots
  • Haiku Bot got you
  • Epic glitch
  • Got blazed by a stranger
  • Reblogged the same post 10x in a row
  • Reblogged a post with a tag for a mutual to see it, only to realize you Reblogged it from that mutual
  • Ask box empty for a full year
  • Ask box full for a full year
  • Note goal on a post achieved
  • Had landscapes, etc flagged as tits
  • Accidentally committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government agency
  • OP of a heritage post

I’d get eight of these.