crow wife story where u help a crow out once and then a pretty gremlin with messy black hair shows up and causes problems in your house but also brings you like, jewelry and trinkets and you are like “where did you get this” and they are like “dont worry about it!”
eventually you get curious about the kaching kaching and you follow her out when she leaves and yep there it is she’s turning into a crow and stealing people’s shit. and then she catches u catching her stealing and shes like ‘ah shit. its all over for me" but then ur like “no actually i think its hot as fuck that you steal” this is not a tragedy story its a story about supporting your new wife at her crow based theft
crow wife story where u help a crow out once and then a pretty gremlin with messy black hair shows up and causes problems in your house but also brings you like, jewelry and trinkets and you are like “where did you get this” and they are like “dont worry about it!”
eventually you get curious about the kaching kaching and you follow her out when she leaves and yep there it is she’s turning into a crow and stealing people’s shit. and then she catches u catching her stealing and shes like ‘ah shit. its all over for me" but then ur like “no actually i think its hot as fuck that you steal” this is not a tragedy story its a story about supporting your new wife at her crow based theft
everyone says werewolf cowboys and vampire pirates but I assert the other way around.
Ive already put my reasoning in the replies but let me explain fully.
A vampirate would need to be out of the sun for anywhere from ¾ to ½ of the day. Many pirates sleep in hammocks on deck. That also leaves them very vulnerable to attack, which is not very good for a pirate. Meanwhile, werewolf pirates would only have to lock themselves in the brig for one night once a month.
Vampire outlaws could stalk the plains at night, banditing any loansome midnight travelers. Pack their coffins in trains during the day only to break out at night and rob the entire line. Stay in dim-lit saloons during the day if they wish to stay up.
