crow wife story where u help a crow out once and then a pretty gremlin with messy black hair shows up and causes problems in your house but also brings you like, jewelry and trinkets and you are like “where did you get this” and they are like “dont worry about it!”
eventually you get curious about the kaching kaching and you follow her out when she leaves and yep there it is she’s turning into a crow and stealing people’s shit. and then she catches u catching her stealing and shes like ‘ah shit. its all over for me" but then ur like “no actually i think its hot as fuck that you steal” this is not a tragedy story its a story about supporting your new wife at her crow based theft