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July 2022 – Page 2 – Being undead is no excuse for skipping leg day

Month: July 2022

July 29, 2022 /

flawlessglamazon:

ghey-menace:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

c-bassmeow:

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

July 29, 2022 /

dragondusst:

Commission for @tevruden and their void dragon. I love their star wings

July 29, 2022 /

itsjustbeek:

Slots are open for August!! Tell a friend! Shares and Reblogs are appreciated! Looking forward to working with you!

http://itsjustbeekcomms.carrd.co

July 28, 2022 /

elftwink:

been reading a lot of conversations about space since the james webb images were released particularly wrt to light speed and the fact that we are technically “looking into the past” because the light that actually reaches us is millions or billions of years old, and so we only see these places as they were when the light left, not as they are right now. cool & fine & very interesting

but i just saw someone (shoutout sylverthewordsmyth in the tiktok comment section) reframe this as “the future can see us” and despite this being a natural and logical extrapolation from us seeing the past, it has shaken me to my core. if there’s anybody to look at us from far away, millions and billions of years in the future, they would look at us and see… us. they would look and see the same planet we live on right now, with the same continents and oceans. and it will be already long gone but to them it will be as alive as it is to us right now, the same way we see still see stars that have already gone out. i have to lay down

July 26, 2022 /

bumblebeerror:

omnybus:

wmaitla:

pwbi:

the-drunk-game-master:

pwbi:

omnybus:

omnybus:

I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke

“May I have your name, mortal?”

“What”

“I said, may I have your name?”

“What”

“What is your name?”

“Yes”

“Your name is yes?”

“No, What’s my name”

“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”

I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it

just give em your gamertag.

Cool idea, but idk…

I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it

“Ok, can I have your friends name?”

“Yes.”

“Ok, what’s his name?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend.”

“Yes.”

“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”

“No.”

“Then what is it?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend?”

“Yes.”

“What’s your best friend’s name?”

“No.”

“Who?”

“That’s it.”

“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”

“Yes.”

“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

“Well what’s your brother’s name?”

“Why”

“I JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK!”

“Well I just thought I’d tell ya”

THIRD BASE!

July 25, 2022 /

July 25, 2022 /

spookynewt:

vulturevanity:

pissvortex:

nixcraft:

I cancelled our subscription with HP and they blocked us from being able to use the rest of the ink in our cartridge. The S in IoT stands for security. It is for your own good 😉

i can’t wait for my bluetooth and wifi enabled fridge to make me pay $59.99 a year for my Ice Pro Max™️ subscription or else it will stop producing ice cubes

See, this is exactly what those “paranoid” IT guys are talking about

July 25, 2022 /

buttart:

please observe (nearly) all the art i made for the Stranglethorn Bonfire Bash this year! (i designed a bunch of stickers but those’ll be posted later)