bumblebeerror:

omnybus:

wmaitla:

pwbi:

the-drunk-game-master:

pwbi:

omnybus:

omnybus:

I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke

“May I have your name, mortal?”

“What”

“I said, may I have your name?”

“What”

“What is your name?”

“Yes”

“Your name is yes?”

“No, What’s my name”

“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”

I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it

just give em your gamertag.

Cool idea, but idk…

I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it

“Ok, can I have your friends name?”

“Yes.”

“Ok, what’s his name?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend.”

“Yes.”

“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”

“No.”

“Then what is it?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend?”

“Yes.”

“What’s your best friend’s name?”

“No.”

“Who?”

“That’s it.”

“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”

“Yes.”

“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

“Well what’s your brother’s name?”

“Why”

I JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK!”

“Well I just thought I’d tell ya”

THIRD BASE!