horricule:

cursmudgeon:

prokopetz:

The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn’t the content, it’s the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar speech – the kind of speech that will use the words “increasingly” and “fucktrumpet” in the same sentence.

It’s the Homestuck accent

Thank you so much! This is the absolute worst way you could’ve described this type of speech