Month: May 2022

derinthescarletpescatarian:

heroofthreefaces:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

bogleech:

thetinybutimportantthings:

aviculor:

thellamamongler:

aplpaca:

aplpaca:

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

These

are more genetically compatible than These

and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues

@aviculor

The problem is perspective. People always think dogs are the ‘standard’ animal, the metric to use for whether or not two organisms “look like” they’re related. When in fact they’re a massive outlier due to the fact that we fucked up this lineage of wolf beyond recognition with selective breeding. It’s why people always say “breed” when they mean “species”, especially when talking about groups like lizards which can’t even be defined cladistically since some of them are closer to snakes than each other. To say nothing of fish.

I once read an article that emphasized there is no such thing as a fish. Sharks and rays, lamprey, lobe-finned fish like lungfish and coelacanth, bichir and sturgeon, and of course the multiple infraclasses of more “modern” fish groups are all only very distantly related to one another. They’ve maintained semi-similar body structures only because there are limited ways to efficiently move through water as a vertebrate. 

This

And this

Are more distantly related from one another than you and I are from a lungfish

Which is absolutely fuckin wild.

Not only that, but all of us air-breathing land vertebrates, all the lizards and chickens and people and frogs, are closer to one another than those three “fish” are to one another as well.

Oh boy you should go read about “trees” which are really just a thing plants keep doing:

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From the linked post:

  • The common ancestor of a maple and a mulberry tree was not a tree.
  • The common ancestor of a stinging nettle and a strawberry plant was a tree.
  • And this is true for most trees or non-trees that you can think of.

Of plants native to the Canary Islands, wood independently evolved at least 38 times!

fukiana:trying to outmaneuver the two people conducting his job interview is not among hermes’s finest moments

fukiana:

trying to outmaneuver the two people conducting his job interview is not among hermes’s finest moments

bedupolker:y2k (dedicated to those people who were upset turning red didn’t address 9/11. yeah I guess this joke’s like 3 weeks late.)

bedupolker:

y2k (dedicated to those people who were upset turning red didn’t address 9/11. yeah I guess this joke’s like 3 weeks late.)

tevruden:sounds of heavy hoof stepsCentaur Knight Tevruden from FeralUndead over on twitter. He’s got the big hoofs

tevruden:

sounds of heavy hoof steps

Centaur Knight Tevruden from FeralUndead over on twitter. He’s got the big hoofs

bigwordsandsharpedges: urlhoarderofficial: i was at five guys and i’ve never wanted to meet someone more than i do the guy that drew this gain.jpg

bigwordsandsharpedges:

urlhoarderofficial:

i was at five guys and i’ve never wanted to meet someone more than i do the guy that drew this

gain.jpg