i am getting somewhat suspicious of this count dracula. jonathan wrote that he is behaving kinda oddly, and that he is talking as if he’d been there for all of those historic battles centuries ago
what really tipped me off though is that he calls himself “a dracula”, which, yes, could just be referring to a person belonging to house dracula, but dracula is also the romanian word for dragon, and according to some legends dragons can take the shape of a human at will
so currently i’m thinking that our friend jonathan harker might have been imprisoned by a dragon
we have not heard from our friend jonathan in three days, so now i am starting to worry that he has been eaten by the dragon
we have heard from johnny! he has not been eaten by the dragon yet!
however, dracula has been described as moving “just as a lizard moves”, so this is further proof of my theory
i mean, vampires can’t enter residences without being invited in, so if you think about it a vampire’s biggest weakness is rejection, which is a big mood
While the other events could be summarized as “A preventable catastrophe occurs and is used as an excuse to increase the wealth and pursue the interests of the rich and powerful at the expense of everyone else,” Y2K came and went pretty quietly due to thousands of hours of collective work by those with the knowledge and expertise to fix the problem.
And then the media subsequently framed the situation as one where the problem was overblown or never existed in the first place.
It’s funny how that explanation nicely set the stage for framing every subsequent disaster and its consequences as being unavoidable, rather than a choice by our leaders to sacrifice human lives.
