ratzeflummi:

ratzeflummi:

ratzeflummi:

i am getting somewhat suspicious of this count dracula. jonathan wrote that he is behaving kinda oddly, and that he is talking as if he’d been there for all of those historic battles centuries ago

what really tipped me off though is that he calls himself “a dracula”, which, yes, could just be referring to a person belonging to house dracula, but dracula is also the romanian word for dragon, and according to some legends dragons can take the shape of a human at will

so currently i’m thinking that our friend jonathan harker might have been imprisoned by a dragon

we have not heard from our friend jonathan in three days, so now i am starting to worry that he has been eaten by the dragon

we have heard from johnny! he has not been eaten by the dragon yet!

however, dracula has been described as moving “just as a lizard moves”, so this is further proof of my theory