jughead-is-canonically-aroace:

mylittleredgirl:

i didn’t reblog this post the first time i saw it but it’s been HAUNTING ME

[ID: tweet by simon read @simonnread reading:
I asked Siri: “Surely it’s not going to rain today?”
Siri said: “Yes it will rain, and don’t call me Shirley.”
I’d forgotten to take my phone off Airplane mode.