gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

wordwizards:

why is it “hot” for vampires to just be drooling blood all over them when they kill someone? if i was standing around shirtless and wearing leather pants and eating a cheeseburger with melted cheese and ketchup and drool all over my chin would that be sexy? would it? use a napkin. you’re too old for this, vlad

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