barduils:

whiteroserwby:

barduils:

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me 😉 i’m s-so lost and s-scared 😉 😉 i have no where to stay for the night 😉 😉 😉

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course 😉 you poor thing 😉 😉 come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal 😉 😉 😉

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose