barduils:

whiteroserwby:

barduils:

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me πŸ˜‰ i’m s-so lost and s-scared πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ i have no where to stay for the night πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course πŸ˜‰ you poor thing πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose