Month: October 2018

davidalleynes:

irishfino:

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

1. That kid from the first arc with the mask
2. That dude from the first arc with the huge sword
3. His brother
4. Kakashi, I think
5. Orochimaru
6. I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times
7. Naruto
8. That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc
9. A math problem
10. Killer Bee
11. His brother, again
12. Gaara
13. I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once
14. Jiraiya I think
15. Tsunade, definitely
16. Literally all of the Akatsuki
17. Himself

18. op of this post

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years