kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja
me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:
- That kid from the first arc with the mask
- That dude from the first arc with the huge sword
- His brother
- Kakashi, I think
- Orochimaru
- I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times
- Naruto
- That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc
- A math problem
- Killer Bee
- His brother, again
- Gaara
- I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once
- Jiraiya I think
- Tsunade, definitely
- Literally all of the Akatsuki
- Himself
18. op of this post
19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass
