Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless
SO JELLY MADE HIS DANG DEATH KNIGHT AN ORC ON THE PTR, AND THIS WAS MY RESPONSE BECAUSE HE’S PERFECT THE WAY HE IS. ( Don’t worry, I love Orcs, I just love Adren as an established character also. )
Which I THOUGHT WAS PERFECT, BUT THEN @tevruden made this and made me realize I missed a meme opportunity, and also blessed me with a perfect image.
BUT THEN GRAKKAH MADE THIS AND I WILL FIGHT HIM. 🔫
Sorry for the not art spam, I’m just still giggling over this and I wanted to share. 💖
I’m finally offering more options again for commissions! I haven’t been working during the spring as much as I used to, so any finances I can get will definitely help me keep up with bills, loans, and the upcoming semester. _(:3」∠)_
PLAIN TEXT:
Chibi commissions – $25 USD, + $15 per extra Bust commissions – $35 USD, +$20 extra, +$10 armor difficulty Expression sheets – $75 USD, +$20 per extra
I will not do not safe for work/implied work. I will draw original and canon characters, any fandom, etc. I can do anthro characters, would probably prefer not to do mecha.
Email me at lzugeldergraphics@gmail.com with inquiries, and visual references!! I’ll be taking five slots at a time!!
Thank you so much for considering/boosting me. ;u;
I also have my new Ko-fi page up for anyone looking to donate or get a quick sketch!! ^o^
SO JELLY MADE HIS DANG DEATH KNIGHT AN ORC ON THE PTR, AND THIS WAS MY RESPONSE BECAUSE HE’S PERFECT THE WAY HE IS. ( Don’t worry, I love Orcs, I just love Adren as an established character also. )
Which I THOUGHT WAS PERFECT, BUT THEN @tevruden made this and made me realize I missed a meme opportunity, and also blessed me with a perfect image.
BUT THEN GRAKKAH MADE THIS AND I WILL FIGHT HIM. 🔫
Sorry for the not art spam, I’m just still giggling over this and I wanted to share. 💖
I’m finally offering more options again for commissions! I haven’t been working during the spring as much as I used to, so any finances I can get will definitely help me keep up with bills, loans, and the upcoming semester. _(:3」∠)_
PLAIN TEXT:
Chibi commissions – $25 USD, + $15 per extra Bust commissions – $35 USD, +$20 extra, +$10 armor difficulty Expression sheets – $75 USD, +$20 per extra
I will not do not safe for work/implied work. I will draw original and canon characters, any fandom, etc. I can do anthro characters, would probably prefer not to do mecha.
Email me at lzugeldergraphics@gmail.com with inquiries, and visual references!! I’ll be taking five slots at a time!!
Thank you so much for considering/boosting me. ;u;
I also have my new Ko-fi page up for anyone looking to donate or get a quick sketch!! ^o^
