‘please’ the age 40something devs cry ‘this was meant to be a warhammer fanfiction to channel our early 90s masculine aggression and fantasies. please stop placing unforeseen meaning into orcs as genderneutral meritocracy and the undead as allegories for mental illness. chromie is not trans and anduin is not gay and sylvanas is just a pissed off crazy dead lady, and we will punish you for interpreting our stories through a feminesque queeroid lens. stop getting so personally offended about it. it’s not even real’

i spit, teeth rotting under porcelain caps, “i am also a pissed off crazy dead lady. and i am very very real.”