actualpanda:

thehornedwitch:

crinosg:

thehornedwitch:

Don’t be a bookworm.

Be a bookwyrm.

Hoard books. Eat your enemies. Kill all dissenters. Terrorize the english countryside.

(Literal card called Bookwyrm from the card game Hearthstone. Its effect is that if you have another dragon in hand it can kill a minion with three or less attack. Its battle cry is “Let reading dragons lie.”)

This card knows what the fuck is up

@solacoaster

strawbebehmod:

theeggshavelegs:

An Exorcism is basically a Catholic priest Yeeting the demon out of your body.

Ok, as a catholic, I have to say this is extremely incorrect. It is not a priest yeeting the demon out of your body.

It’s God shouting BEGONE THOT through the priest to send the demon away.

romahtamispiste:

antique-moonglade:

geek-of-hogwarts:

troylerseyes:

aperture-residents:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

OFFICIALLY A PUREBLOOD SLYTHERIN WITCH NOW. THIS REBLOG HAS PROVED IT FIGHT ME

Helveten!!!! I AINT MUGGLE!!!