tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”
“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”
“How about kimoNO.”
“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”
“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”
“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”
“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”
smartass time agent: it’s fine i’ll just pop into next april when you’ve already got it done and i’ll use it for this mission!
quite literally on it’s last legs (I’m having to painstakingly copy+paste certain letters typing this
so I’ll do my best to keep this
short :’) )
The top half of it has been falling off off for a while now, I have been trying to prolong its life with duct tape, but now its begun to affect my keyboard too. My alt modifier no longer works, nor do my esc, volume up, 4, 6, s, and q buttons.
I just got out of a horrendous living
situation, and I have no job (I’ve had
several interviews, but my 2 years of being unemployed and on and off homeless have made it very difficult to get accepted.)
My computer is my only
source of income, and I really need to replace it. It makes more
sense to upgrade to a better one that functions for all the things I use it for that will last longer and has better hinges that won’t
strip out within the first 5 months of owning it – way to go on that one, Toshiba. -_-)
There’s a really great computer I’ve been looking at at the Navy Exchange that’s only $1000, and it fits all the
specs I need.
I’m gonna be 100% open for commissions from here on out until I can afford it.
Please boost this if you can, it would really help me.
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Thank you
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Gay privilege is being way funnier than any straight person
I want to apologize to all the straights whose feelings I hurt with this joke. I have no idea what it’s like to have your sexuality be the butt of a joke. I am so sorry for all the hurt and pain that I have caused you, and I hope that one day, you will be able to recover from a teenage lesbian saying you aren’t funny online. I need to start recognizing my privilege and stop making jokes, because I know how insecure it makes you.
And to all my fellow gays who think this joke is funny: we should be ashamed of ourselves. As allies to the CSHN community (cis straight hetero notfunny community), we need to do better. Let’s make 2018 the year of stopping jokes and paying attention to all the cishets we have hurt along the way. No more excuses.
