Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.
Is it a trained dragon?
Yes. And friendly and will protect you.
Absofuckinglutely. I don’t care if it’s a five ton beast that will intimidate my foes or a five pound dragon that squawks more than it roars and will mostly glare fiercely at you if you annoy me. I want the dragon.
D R A G O N S P LE A S E
Hell yeah I wanna Dragon. Screw sex
Dragon my dude
dr agon dragon dra gon i love dragons
…can i fuck the dragon? game of thrones style?
Don’t fuck the dragon
b-but i mean, it wont be your dragon–
I… am not sure how to respond to any of this.
….i just want the dragon.
@dovewithscales kind of have the dragon?
I’d rather be in a dragon body than have a dragon but the sentiment is there.
If you choose the Dragon over sex then, based on the question, no. You could not fuck the dragon.
You are basically saying you would rather have a Dragon than sex, not that you are swearing off sex forever.
Fuck the D R A G O N.
But only if the dragon consents.