nightborne: help we’re suffering from magical addition and our leaders are helping the demon empire

night elves: you all are stupid stupid babies. we’ll help you. but only because you’re stupid babies who need help like the stupid babies you are. I can’t believe you stupid babies let all this stupid baby nonsense happen.

blood elves: hey, we suffered from magical addiction too. our leaders also betrayed us to the demon empire. we’ve suffered through all the same plights and if we work together we can help you towards the path of recovery.

night elves: wait.. why’re you guys walking towards the horde?