A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs. She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children. But to keep them safe, she doesn’t want to let any of them leave.
“Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-”
“Mom.”
“Uhh…..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I’ve got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..go….back………why are you crying?”
“Grandbabies!!”
her business children earn money and she is very proud of all of them
if you’re a straight person w/ gay friends, understand that while in your head you might be amusedly, condescendingly tolerant of us and our silly gay antics, the reality is we’re the ones tolerating you, and we hear everything you say about gay people loud and clear even if it isn’t directed at us
I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.
boring men are one no away from being angry men and that is scary because angry men are the ones who tend to kill people and then have to take little no responsibility because instead the people they killed, most the time being people who are of a marginalized minority or a marginalized group, are blamed for saying no
