I really like the idea of an immortal being who loves memes
‘You’re 1008 years old why are you laughing so hard’
‘My friend, i have been alive countless human lifetimes and seen many things. I have seen the original production of hamlet, seen the king of rock himself perform, even rode horses with the king henry the 8th but i have never seen anything as entertaining as a surreal meme’
‘Wtf you’re like an ancient vampire and your favourite fucking joke is dat boi are you serious’