lemme tell you i am so fucking tired of angsty vampires. its enough.
give me a newly-turned twenty-something vampire who hears about their newfound immortality and is like “thank god,” then proceeds to invest in some promising startups and fucks off to take a nap for two decades
give me a vampire thats only the tiniest bit phased at the blood diet because “eh, i tried paleo a while back and it was just as weird”
give me a vampire with self image issues who never has to avoid mirrors again because – bingo – no reflection
give me a genderqueer vampire who finally has an answer when someone asks their gender. “are you a boy or a girl?” “i am a vampire.” “but whats in your pants?” “fangs.”
best of all, give me a vampire chick who is so stoked about being nocturnal because she’s never been able to walk alone after dark before and it’s nice to be able to walk her friends home and know theyre all safe with her
it’s funny that the most unrealistic and mythical part of this post is the twenty-something year old that doesn’t want to die
Not the part where the twenty-something vampire has enough money to invest?
yatahisofficiallyridiculous: grandpaq: If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔 Just here for the money part lmao
If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔
Just here for the money part lmao
isei-silva: So I was running old raids and the mage hood dropped. I couldn’t pass the opportunity to match it with my fire horse mount Did I tell you my hunter was a ghost rider?
So I was running old raids and the mage hood dropped. I couldn’t pass the opportunity to match it with my fire horse mount
Did I tell you my hunter was a ghost rider?
cloak of the undending ass?
cloak of the unending ass.
tevruden: When your sights are too short to reach all the keys for common sense. Has this been done already? It’s probably be done already. This is beautiful (its a submission)
When your sights are too short to reach all the keys for common sense.
Has this been done already? It’s probably be done already.
This is beautiful (its a submission)
When your sights are too short to reach all the keys for common sense. Has this been done already? It’s probably be done already.
When your sights are too short to reach all the keys for common sense.
Has this been done already? It’s probably be done already.
vaard:I’m probably going to regret making this full body. Already it’s several hours put just on the lines of this section here but it should look great when it’s done and shaded! I put some quick flats on it so it isn’t just lines I’m posting. I love this armor
I’m probably going to regret making this full body. Already it’s several hours put just on the lines of this section here but it should look great when it’s done and shaded! I put some quick flats on it so it isn’t just lines I’m posting. I love this armor set but it’s a nightmare to draw.
thetictactician: My commissions are fully open for the summer!⭐️✨ Please send your full request to my email: thetictactician@gmail.com OR discuss it through with me over tumblr private messages. NOT through tumblr asks or twitter please. To help the transaction be as
My commissions are fully open for the summer!⭐️✨
Please send your full request to my email: thetictactician@gmail.com
OR discuss it through with me over tumblr private messages. NOT through tumblr asks or twitter please.
To help the transaction be as smooth and quick as possible,
It would be great if you could provide these things for me in your
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- The character’s name/s
- Commission type
- Any extras you’d like
- Lots of clear references, especially for OCs
- The pose and/or expression you would like OR a snippit of the character’s personality to help me think of one myself
Of
course you don’t have to send these all in one go in the first
email/message, especially if you’re asking for a quote about a non
standard commssion, but I will ask for all of these things eventually.
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whitemantis:Summer is the only season when the riverfalls are not frozen, and the perfect time to catch those slippery salmons. That was Vygo’s goal, but Indrys had other plans in mind!
Summer is the only season when the riverfalls are not frozen, and the perfect time to catch those slippery salmons. That was Vygo’s goal, but Indrys had other plans in mind!