Iron Man and Generator Rex had a baby and that baby was Irish.
Tiny monkey lady with a good heart that’s buried under rage, which is buried under an existential crisis, which is buried under even more rage.
Quiet goth girl secretly a loudmouth tomboy superhero.
Confused minion of a reaper who doesn’t know what to do with life but cry about it.
A gun and destruction obsessed teenage pyromaniac dressed like a homeless mad scientist attending a rave.
Crazy evil shrimp lady who is infatuated with a manifestation of primordial evil
Beach bum woman actually demon prince, wishes she had a beach to bum.
Woman would rather dance, get girlfriends, drink and smoke weed than actually do her divinely appointed tasks
Inquisitor relaxes between errands of divine importance by sleeping with the undead.
Counterpoint to that: *Former* undead
Former undead starts a polycule and several rivalries, is also a demi god who would much rather retire than do anything he is now but has too much to do beforehand
Monstrous commander wallowing in unresolved issues that blind him to the possibility of things not being as bad as he thinks they are.
Smol, angry werewolf drinks too much, gets pissed at a lot of things, has a murderous gnome after her.
Cookie bitch with money
Captain America if he made dumb, short-sided decisions.
Small, weaponized, cussing pupper.
Dramatic psychopath with whips and unstable emotions.
Ancient goat that daddy never hugged.
Bitter edgelord who gets smacked by the universe every time he finds happiness.
Old lady hermit/purple Legolas attempts to socialize and ends up joining a cult.
N’zoth and Sargeras’ forbidden love child who disappointed both her parents by wanting to become a cake eating ninja instead of destroying the world.
shitty batman remake
Khal Drogo but edgy
overly religious slutty cat lady
Dead and loving it.
Fed up with everything else.