DRAG HIM
SHE DID THAT
She did T H A T
LOOK AT THIS LEGEND
[Caption: The script at the top reads, “This 13 year old comedian basically spent a minute building up to a Donald Trump drag and I love her for it”
Audio Transcript:
Lori Mae Hernandez: America’s Got Talent! This is amazing! I wouldn’t have missed this for the world! I even turned down a really big job to be here. Yeah, have you ever seen Disney Channel? Well I was gonna babysit two little girls who really like Disney Channel. Let’s talk about that for a minute, I am not a high school graduate, I haven’t even been to high school. I don’t have a driver’s license, I can’t even sit in the front seat. I’m still on safety scissors people. My only qualification to be a babysitter is that I used to be a baby. I mean that’s cr*zy. That’s like saying, “Hey you’re sick a lot, you wanna be my doctor?” or “Weren’t you the host of a reality show? You wanna be president of the United States?“]
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