once every few weeks i remember exactly how bad the narrator of fight club wanted tyler durden to raw him and wake up in a cold sweat haunted by the hordes of straight dudes who thought that this character was heterosexual

straight dudes: boy, fight club sure does speak to our specific, heterosexual form of masculinity! what a classic!

fight club’s actual narrator: i am in love with a man

Slammed In the Ass By The Alternate Personality I Created to Vent My Frustration With Consumer Culture and My Confused Sense of Masculinity by Chuck Tingle

Palahniuk is openly gay as fuck and the idea that str8 boys see this incredibly homoerotic book by an incredibly homosexual man as Peak Het is forever hilarious to me