azariel888:

spacetimeandcoffee:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

farewellpercy:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.

Is it a trained dragon?

Yes. And friendly and will protect you.

Absofuckinglutely. I don’t care if it’s a five ton beast that will intimidate my foes or a five pound dragon that squawks more than it roars and will mostly glare fiercely at you if you annoy me. I want the dragon.

I would happily befriend a dragon over sex any day!!! Seriously the mere idea of sex -shudder-