Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.
Is it a trained dragon?
Yes. And friendly and will protect you.
Absofuckinglutely. I don’t care if it’s a five ton beast that will intimidate my foes or a five pound dragon that squawks more than it roars and will mostly glare fiercely at you if you annoy me. I want the dragon.
I would happily befriend a dragon over sex any day!!! Seriously the mere idea of sex -shudder-