Month: January 2017

January 5, 2017 /

frenchfrycoolguy:

every single person who has ever made a text post that got 100k+ (or even just like 10k+) notes knows that there is no benefit to making a popular text post at all beyond it being sort of flattering for the first like 10 minutes

  • nobody follows u for making it. ever.
  • the notification blocker doesn’t really work because theres just too much shit going on
  • people make SUPER annoying commentary on the post that is rly repetitive (”has anyone else pointed out that-” yes. i have seen this exact text eight times today. i know you mean well but you are hurting me)
  • it makes it impossible to see notifications for posts ur actually looking for notifications on
  • it causes u to regret being funny

like all u get in return is absolute hellfire for like a week straight followed by 0 benefits and every time somebody revives it so it starts circulating again u rly just want to close ur laptop and punt it into a tree

josephweston: “Warchief”  WoW fanart, plus a couple of designs I did to help the illustration process go smoothly. 

January 5, 2017 /

josephweston:

“Warchief” 

WoW fanart, plus a couple of designs I did to help the illustration process go smoothly. 

January 5, 2017 /

fatherentropy:

Is there actual concrete evidence that Mercy revived Reaper ‘cause???

All we really have are the voice lines in game, and they’re explicitly non-canon so

January 5, 2017 /

heedra:

heedra:

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

January 5, 2017 /

marcellain:

I thought this was an obvious thing, but–

Look, don’t link people you don’t know well NSFW things. Don’t joke about doing sexual things to their character. Don’t joke about noncon, don’t plaster them with your yaoi tropes, don’t tell me rape is cute and funny.

I cannot fucking believe I need to ask this again. Yeah I write smut, yeah I write a sexual character, yeah I can joke about him having five cocks in his mouth in a row but guess what!! You don’t!! Get to do that!! Unless we have been comfortably talking and friends for a while!!!! Unless you know it’s okay on both ends!!!!!!!

You especially don’t get to do that in public!!!!!!!!!!!

 

patrickat: singelisilverslippers: just go see an ob-gyn “Help me, OB-GYN, you’re my only hope!”

January 5, 2017 /

patrickat:

singelisilverslippers:

just go see an ob-gyn

“Help me, OB-GYN, you’re my only hope!”

Robo bf levels.

January 4, 2017 /

ladyaud:

Lvl 1: Fully sentient humanoid robot: you know he’s got metal bits but he’s handsome and sophisticated and has fancy nanomachine skin probably or something. This is fine. No one gives a shit cause they can’t tell. You fuck that robo bf. Do it.

Lvl 2: Robo bf missing some bits: totally metal. Can see wires sometimes? Still cute. Example nick valentine or that one sexy white robot going around on tumblr. Still has human features. Now ..people gonna look at you maybe but you flip them off. And kiss that robo boi.

Lvl 3: sentient but no human features. Mostly mechanical looking. A-ok. Beautiful robo bf – imagine like k2so, legion or zenyatta

Lvl 4: Completely mechanical. Maybe a mech suit or mechanical prototype with beginners guide to AI. People are definitely weirded out maybe? But so what you love your robo bf. French him in front of them.

Lvl 5: Your rhoomba. Ok. You got it bad. Your at the appliance level. But I’m not here to kink shame you or your washing machine you do you.

January 4, 2017 /

stooby-doo:

So i almost hit a kid with my car.
I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab.
It was an out of body experience.