me: I have lots of AUs, maybe I should stop
me to me: make more AUs

Tev’s a high ranking samurai under some Japanese lord and Dante’s part of a bandit crew that tries to jump Tev. Doesn’t work too well but Tev spares Dante bc the kid is REALLY bad at fighting and makes him act as his servant to pay Tev back. Dante usually gets in trouble and Tev has to bail him out. A lot.