kissland:

beautifulporkcutletbowl:

goat-child:

queerlove:

straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp*
guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. i have the best Gay senses. i have the power to see right through the Gay’s thick external straight™ layers and into their gay soul. i am one with the gay community. I can feel their kind in my bones …. A gay psychic…. If u will……

After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay.
Straight girl: You are just hoping. Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing I visited NYC/San Francisco once You just wish he was gay because you want him if he were gay I would knowbesides, one time, we met eyes and let me tell you, he wants me

Stereotyping straights are we?

Yeah bc they won’t stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour