Requirements to unlock my tragic backstory


  • Know me well for several years at least
  • Form a close personal relationship with me in which we’ve both divulged personal information in the past
  • Demonstrate repeatedly that you are not bothered learning my problems and instead want to help
  • Come from a place of specific understanding about the issue I have
  • All of the above, and so happen to be around when something particularly bad happens


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