Requirements to unlock my tragic backstory
irl
- Know me well for several years at least
- Form a close personal relationship with me in which we’ve both divulged personal information in the past
- Demonstrate repeatedly that you are not bothered learning my problems and instead want to help
- Come from a place of specific understanding about the issue I have
- All of the above, and so happen to be around when something particularly bad happens
online
- hover mouse over “readmore”
- click the “readmore”